When someone delivers a powerpoint so tediously boring that everyone ends up slouched over their chairs and desks, in a 'dead' fashion
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The corporate team stumbled out of the morning meeting after three hours of suffering through powerpointlessness and dry lectures about strategy.
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A Ford with a Diesel engine commonly called powerchoke because of its shitty engine. Duramax and Cummins vomit on the powerchoke in races, pulls, and even starting in the winter.
by Duramax_only September 2, 2014
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by mmj638 July 9, 2007
Get the powerpointing mug.A work culture that encourages dumb presentations and meetings about strategy based on gut feelings and hand gestures. The strategy is never really executed after the presentation. Also the exhibitors usually support setting goals as a way of life and endless boring conversations about the structure of their team.
The presentations almost always use Microsoft's Powerpoint software.
The culture worships graphic design and helps incompetent people to keep their jobs even though if they were to die tomorrow, the company’s profits would not be harmed and even improved.
If the presentations are on stage it can also be called "TED culture".
The presentations almost always use Microsoft's Powerpoint software.
The culture worships graphic design and helps incompetent people to keep their jobs even though if they were to die tomorrow, the company’s profits would not be harmed and even improved.
If the presentations are on stage it can also be called "TED culture".
I got fired. I have to feed my kids ... Jessica's dad arranged for me to do a temporary office cleaning job. But it's not so bad, a break from the powerpoint culture. You don't even have to send weeklies to the boss there.
by no_well_no December 31, 2021
Get the Powerpoint culture mug.Noun: a newly hired employee that is expected to spend most or all of their time creating and modifying Microsoft PowerPoint Presentations for executives.
syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy
syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy
I didn’t know this new job would require me being a PowerPoint Monkey for one of the firm’s partners.
by jwargel May 25, 2006
Get the powerpoint monkey mug.The Best Show on Cartoon Network besides Samurai Jack, Chowder, and Ben 10. It was turned to shit because the new dickheads at CN decided to make a terrible reboot just like they did with the Teen Titans.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little girls
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction--
Chemical X
Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born
Using their ultra-super powers
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of evil
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little girls
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction--
Chemical X
Thus, The Powerpuff Girls were born
Using their ultra-super powers
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of evil
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