poison type

An asshole that has not been cleaned,

A dirty asshole.

- Hey did you just fart.
- Yes.
- You must have a poison type!

by Servine131 January 2, 2020

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Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.

Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.

by YAWA August 19, 2020

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Poison Gender

WHAT THE FUCK IS A POISON GENDER

WHAT THE FUCK IS POISON GENDER??!!
*insert confused pic*

by coldass6 October 11, 2020

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Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit

Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911

by GayCloud June 24, 2018

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