pototow

A fruit that is half potato and pickle

My mom burned the pototow again

by Spryte dealer October 1, 2020

pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004

Potomac

The quintessential über-wealthy suburb, teeming with perfect, overachieving kids who come of age in enormous houses. People of all cultures and faiths live side-by-side in Potomac, united in their love of, and exceptional talent for, amassing vast amounts of money. The gentle hills of this former horse-breeding community are permeated on weekend nights by the thumping music of parties that rival those in films of John Hughes.

A: So where are you from?
B: Potomac
A: Rich kid, huh.

by Suburb May 21, 2008

potomac

The nicest and wealthiest suburb and town in the state of Maryland, and quite possibly in the country. The people from Potomac are VERY well cultured, traveled and educated. Most of them own large businesses or work for large companies. The area has one of the best high schools in the country; Winston Churchill High School along with several other very well accredited private schools, with an average graudation rate of 99% each year. The show 90210 was supposed to be on Potomac, but due to the lack of unfamiliarity when compared to Beverly Hills, the show was based their. Just about everyone in the Maryland, Virginia, Pennsylvania area are familiar with the Potomac, MD, if not they need to get their head out from under that rock!!

potomac parent: I cant believe you just wrecked that mercedes we baught you!
HS student: But daddy it wasnt my fault! I want something else!
potomac parent: ok, well just wait until your birthday
HS student: NO, i want it now

by surferboy1 January 14, 2010

pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

Potomac School

Potomac School is a private school in Virginia infested with nazi runts that identify as jewish princesses. They steal people's identities and intellectual property and will try to snort your DNA while also taking steroids and growth hormones.

Langley public school student: Why is that Potomac student staring at us like that?
St. Alban's private school student: We should go. It's the non-Hebrew jew stare. He's trying to assimilate us as part of the Great Replacement plan.

Potomac School is really gay.

by Snapaholic July 28, 2022

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011