Potatus

A vegetable of a human being that pretends to be important but has been a bumbling idiot their whole life. This person is usually propped up by semi-competent people because the potatus is useful in some fashion. Inspired by the worst President of the United States in 2022, Joe Biden.

That potatus dropped out of running for President in 1987 because of academic misconduct and other scandals. Due to the decline in education and standards across 30 years, the potatus was elected as President of the United States in 2020.

by ProperVowel October 5, 2022

Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

by holidayze December 6, 2011

Skank-o-potomus

the heavier, more common (usually teen or early twenties age) copycat; species Skank-o-potamus usually displays muffin top and back fat rolls, but mimics dress and behavior of Sluttasaurus Rex. Often found in bars and malls. Generally has fewer diseases but not for lack of trying.

lindsey lohan is such a Skank-o-potomus

by [e-mail] May 31, 2009

potomus

An add on to one's name, when being referred to as fat. Can also add "O" to make a better fit.

Have you talked to Stacey-Potomus lately?

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Slick-a-Pottamus

An ultra-suave, super-sly, individual - who exhibits style and grace.

or;

An item or action with a fantastical profile.

Burzan: "who dem?"

Justo: "dem gold chain boys is so slick-a-pottamus 'wit it!"

or;

James: "you seen Tina crew mang?"

O'Chelli "dayam dem girls lookin' so fine n' slick-a-pottamus!"

or;

"..the shoes were glistening with a slick-a-pottamus ultra-sheen.."

by DAGS United March 4, 2009

petamus

Another word used for the mans you-who. Or Just a word that can be used when your extremely mad at someone and at the moment cant use certain words so in that place you use the word petamus.

Come here you petamus!

Look at how big his petamus is.

by Genetic_Disaster666 March 24, 2007

Potatus Potatus

A Latin phrase used frequently in legal writing to refer to text that is the same with slight variations to account for the changed context. Pronounced “potātus potátus”.

The text of Section 10 of the Agreement is incorporated as if fully set forth herein at length, potatus potatus.

by Latinologist August 25, 2022