Oscillating Potcham Effect

Often likened to Karma, this is the rare linking of two peoples fortunes (or karma) so that when one is up, the other is down. Often in context of sexual exploits or progress with the opposite sex. Often refered to as the OP Effect.

Guy 1: Mate, i am totalling experiencing the OP Effect!!
Guy 2: ahhh the ol Oscillating Potcham Effect
Guy 3: Gutted boyo, you are never gunna get laid now!!

by allen smith-jones February 20, 2009

Potch

To unnecessarily play around with something.

He's awlays potching with that car of his

by Pugster August 16, 2006

potcrastinating

When a friend comes over with weed, but doesn't smoke it with you right away. Instead keeps procrastinating.

Bro, bust the weed out. Stop potcrastinating.

by uriballs March 10, 2016

Potch

A very very VERY nice vagina

"So did you fuck her?"
"Yeah bro, she had a potch"

by Dusty Pucks February 10, 2017

potchkar

1. the point at which the leg becomes the ass. (short form "potch")
2. female version potchkette.

1. man u touched my potchkar.. wtf?
2. damn she has a NICE pair of potchkettes

by shitboxderby August 7, 2007

potch in tuchus

A spank to one's hiney.

Be nice, or I'll give you a potch in tuchus.

by bluetigerman August 14, 2020

Potch

To soflty tap the belly, or equally cuddly part of something that could be considered cute; most frequently animals such as a Walrus or Polar bear.

AWWWWW, that walrus is so big and cute, don't you just wanna Potch it? That emu over there is the definition of Potchable!

by knightroa6 July 7, 2009