Pumpkin Popsums

A pumpkin popsum is a member of QAnon, as explained by the crazy Alex Jones.

Witches and warlocks and pumpkin popsums. I will not suffer you Q people any longer!

by A.Sztuka January 12, 2021

Peanut Butter Possum

The act of a possum coating an elephant in peanut butter for its own gratification.

"Holy shit man that elephants getting a peanut butter possum!"

by Bazz_60 January 18, 2009

eat more possum

Southern slang for just sucking it up and dealing with a bad situation.

So you're broke and hungry, just suck it up and eat more possum.

by My name Jose Jimenez February 2, 2018

postmodernism

Postmodernism has no definition. That's what makes it so postmodern.

This example is postmodernism incarnate.

by pabst smear June 12, 2011

porch possum

a Trailer Park or Redneck White person that sits on his porch all day
you will find them anyplace u find TPT (Trailer Park Trash) or rednecks

I saw several Porch Possums playing a banjo and drinking some Natural Ice Beer.

by chuy123 February 17, 2009

Mud possum

Derogatory and racist term for Black people. Often utilized by elderly white men when criticizing or ridiculing Black people.

Joe: "You see them suspicious black folk over there?"
Bob: "I see them alright. I can't stand those Mud possums!"

by The Kid Diddler January 11, 2023

Postmates Gypsy

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."

"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021