poostack

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.

The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.

by wordman55 August 26, 2012

poostink

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.

There was poostink in the car for weeks.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

Poot Puffer

One who smells their own flatulence

Girl One: I totally caught my boyfriend smelling his own fart!
Girl Two: OMG who would have known he'd be a Poot Puffer?

by CindiLouwho? June 19, 2010

Poostpone

To delay relieving the need for taking a dump

Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.

by Ad.Co November 12, 2010

poot lavato

Demi Lavato's twin sister who she trapped in a basement for years, maybe even centuries. #justiceforpoot

Poot Lavato is going to outshine her sister with her new single "eggs" featuring Igloo Australia

by Therealpootlavato January 15, 2016

polotician

A pole dancer, stripper who specializes one jumping on the poles and spinning like a helicopter.

"She Aint A Politician Honeys A Polotician" (NAS as featured on My President by Young Jeezy)

by Ralfie from Long Beach December 17, 2008

Rooster Poot

Slang for Sperm or Jism, so named because the excrement of a rooster (nicknamed poot which is hillbilly for poop) is globular white in appearance.

"Nigel shot Rooster Poot all over her. " or, "I did her real good, then pulled out early and Rooster Pooted on her back."

by Nigel Sessions December 7, 2012