Porta Swamp

A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.

The Porta Swamp is disgusting and feels hot and humid on the hand itself. I love it!

by Lord Desolator August 27, 2005

porta-ref

A bad referee. These particular referees are like porta-johns. They can do the job but give no where as clean a performance as do the regulars.

I'm sorry, but how could he be tripping while he's falling to the ice?
Bad call... We must have the porta-refs in tonight.

by L-Bro January 15, 2009

Porta-Shooter

A term used by heroin addicts to describe a porta-potty in which better suits heroin addicts for a private place to cook up a shot of dope and shoot up in privacy while on the go!
More so than a private place to take a dump!

Junky: Wheres the best place I can bang my dope in privacy?

Wise Hobo: You can always try the Porta-shooter at the playground!

by Ivan S Tessmer January 24, 2013

Porta-thottie

A girl who dishes out top in a porta-pottie.

-Yo you hear Ercia gave Tucker that sloppy-toppy in the porta-pottie?
-Dammmnnn she a Porta-thottie.

by mvp_whitefang August 31, 2016

Porta Vila

Capital of the island nation, Vanuatu

Hey John! I went to Porta Vila last week to jerk off undisturbed

by pisspants69_ January 11, 2023

Porta-Hotty

A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.

Driver: what's the matter Homer?

Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!

Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"

minutes later...

Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"

Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."

by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008

porta-potty

This really gross green box that is filled with old shit, and is usually found in the very back of anything. Similar to an outhouse, although it's portable.

outhouse porta-potty

by HUFFULUMPAGUS November 20, 2013