when a man in a long-term relationship begins to slowly turn into a porpoise. Signs of this include spending a lot of time in the water, feeling uncomfortable on land, and looking increasingly dolphin-shaped (but without the beak).
Jenny began to suspect that her boyfriend might porpose soon when every single one of their dates involved swimming in the ocean.
by typosleadtoawesome November 8, 2010
Get the porpose mug.1. A woman with meat well distributed in all the right places.
2. The right amount of feminine features such as the taint, foot width, and gut sag.
2. The right amount of feminine features such as the taint, foot width, and gut sag.
by keskes76 February 25, 2011
Get the Porpulus mug.porpoise nose. Flipper talking. Needing to back one out so much that air is escaping while trying to hold it in making a clicking noise. Next stage up from a turtle head.
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by Dolly Kedge September 22, 2010
Get the Porpundus mug.1. Unkin' to the highest degree possible. (Unkin' meaning acting high.)
2. Texting while simultaneously unkin' and acting like a porpoise (The 'por' in 'porpoinckstin' meaning porpoise in the prefix of the word.)
3. Acting in a meditational state used by Unkists ,followers of Unkism, which is the religion that consists of unkin'; in which Unkist's reach a completely peaceful state that completes their inner unkitude.
2. Texting while simultaneously unkin' and acting like a porpoise (The 'por' in 'porpoinckstin' meaning porpoise in the prefix of the word.)
3. Acting in a meditational state used by Unkists ,followers of Unkism, which is the religion that consists of unkin'; in which Unkist's reach a completely peaceful state that completes their inner unkitude.
1. "I just saw Christine screaming 'NO!' at the top of her lungs while tickling everybody in site. She's usually just unkin', but right now she has got to be porpoinckstin'!"
2. "Dude, Doug was just texting meaningless texts to Alex while making porpoise sounds!"
"It sounds to me like Doug is porpoinckstin'."
3. "It looks like that Unkist over there is having an out-of-body experience. He's probably in a porpoinckstin' state right now."
2. "Dude, Doug was just texting meaningless texts to Alex while making porpoise sounds!"
"It sounds to me like Doug is porpoinckstin'."
3. "It looks like that Unkist over there is having an out-of-body experience. He's probably in a porpoinckstin' state right now."
by lilhippomanman June 2, 2009
Get the Porpoinckstin' mug.The verb fora a man to engage in heterosexual sexual intercourse. Used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man's penis. Made famous by Kal Penn playing the role of Taj Mahal Badalandabad in Van Wilder.
Taj: I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.
by Manish May 14, 2006
Get the park the porpoise mug.Porphyria is a group of different disorders caused by abnormalities in the chemical steps leading to the production of heme, a substance that is important in the body. The largest amounts of heme are in the blood and bone marrow, where it carries oxygen. Heme is also found in the liver and other tissues. Porphyria is also known as the "vampire disease"
Some modern scholars have argued that vampire stories may have been influenced by the rare illness called porphyria. Porphyria was thought to be more common than elsewhere in small Transylvanian villages (roughly 1000 years ago) where inbreeding probably occurred. The haem group, found in every blood cell in the human body, is excited by electrons, but in a controlled fashion. However, the haem groups in porphyria sufferers causes uncontrollable tissue, bone and skin damage, made worse when the person comes into contact with sunlight. This would have given the porphyria sufferer a very pallid skin colour, with teeth that appear larger than normal, due to the porphyria damaging the gum tissue and causing it to recede. These people would have been very anemic, and drinking (animal) blood was a traditional treatment for anemia. Certain forms of porphyria are also associated with neurological symptoms, which can create psychiatric disorders. However, suggestions that porphyria sufferers crave the heme in human blood, or that the consumption of blood might ease the symptoms of porphyria, are based on a severe misunderstanding of the disease.
Some modern scholars have argued that vampire stories may have been influenced by the rare illness called porphyria. Porphyria was thought to be more common than elsewhere in small Transylvanian villages (roughly 1000 years ago) where inbreeding probably occurred. The haem group, found in every blood cell in the human body, is excited by electrons, but in a controlled fashion. However, the haem groups in porphyria sufferers causes uncontrollable tissue, bone and skin damage, made worse when the person comes into contact with sunlight. This would have given the porphyria sufferer a very pallid skin colour, with teeth that appear larger than normal, due to the porphyria damaging the gum tissue and causing it to recede. These people would have been very anemic, and drinking (animal) blood was a traditional treatment for anemia. Certain forms of porphyria are also associated with neurological symptoms, which can create psychiatric disorders. However, suggestions that porphyria sufferers crave the heme in human blood, or that the consumption of blood might ease the symptoms of porphyria, are based on a severe misunderstanding of the disease.
by K.i.t August 2, 2007
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