I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".
by Tnutz May 24, 2023
Get the Pornographic memory mug.Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
by RedDan69 February 28, 2011
Get the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise mug.Post Pornographic Stress Disorder, or PPSD for short, is a trauma related disorder caused by viewing incredibly disturbing, sexually explicit material. People affected with the disorder will have reoccurring mental images, flashbacks, and, if unlucky, dreams of the disturbing sexual content they viewed (often by accident). People with the disorder will feel extremely disturbed and often (but not always) oddly aroused, when these mental images occur, causing them extreme stress and discomfort. Diagnosis criteria includes:
1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you?"
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
by Scientific Definitions August 2, 2016
Get the PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder) mug.Papilophilia (Nipples/areola fetish). Papilophilia is trilled with nipples' areola fetish.
Filage pornography involves filature, smoothing or any satisfaction with man/women's vulva.
Foliage involves partner's masturbation (or further any manipulation) with semi-long or long female hair.
POV (point-of-view) pornography involves camera angles designed to provide the viewer a view similar to that seen by one of the participants, whose face is never shown.
Rubber pornography involves rubber, latex, and similar materials.
Smoking fetish involves performers smoking cigarettes, cigars, joints, or blunts.
Wetlook pornography involves clothed wet persons.
Pantyhose/tights/stockings pornography involves women or men dressed in pantyhose, tights, or stockings.
Toucher/touche pornography involves touching partner's skin with progressive excitement.
Sexual orientation
Pornography features an increasing variety of combinations of actors by their sexual orientation such as lesbian, gay and bisexuals in addition to traditional heterosexual roles.
Filage pornography involves filature, smoothing or any satisfaction with man/women's vulva.
Foliage involves partner's masturbation (or further any manipulation) with semi-long or long female hair.
POV (point-of-view) pornography involves camera angles designed to provide the viewer a view similar to that seen by one of the participants, whose face is never shown.
Rubber pornography involves rubber, latex, and similar materials.
Smoking fetish involves performers smoking cigarettes, cigars, joints, or blunts.
Wetlook pornography involves clothed wet persons.
Pantyhose/tights/stockings pornography involves women or men dressed in pantyhose, tights, or stockings.
Toucher/touche pornography involves touching partner's skin with progressive excitement.
Sexual orientation
Pornography features an increasing variety of combinations of actors by their sexual orientation such as lesbian, gay and bisexuals in addition to traditional heterosexual roles.
by superaction July 1, 2021
Get the List of pornographic subgenres mug.M: "Your dick is so small." OR "Your boobs is not pleasurable."
A: "Gosh, you are so pornographically violent!"
A: "Gosh, you are so pornographically violent!"
by the_pansy June 25, 2008
Get the pornographically violent mug.Pornographic chemistry is one of the most significant sciences we study daily in our world. Pornographic chemistry is the part of the porno where the two actors (whatever role they happen to be playing) act out the beginning of the story before the sexual contact actually takes place. It takes a very dedicated person to study each film they watch, gathering all the details from the beginning, climax and ending, before eventually climaxing and receiving post nut depression (PND). It is a risky science to go into to but the rewards one gains from such studies provide endless opportunity.
Yo man you should've seen the science research I got done last night! Pornographic chemistry is literally the best science there is!
by King Yaroslav October 30, 2019
Get the Pornographic Chemistry mug.It is when a business entity hides their intentions illegally to finance their PORN SIDES of their operatiions.
See to it this definition is posted as I am a victim of PORNOGRAPHIC DISPLACEMENT by the GAY BATH HOUSES ENTOURAGE AND HAWKS using METHYL AMPHETAMINE as a TRESPASS AUTHORITY which I personally against any drug use or alcohol with SEX or at anytime.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 9, 2021
Get the PORNOGRAPHIC DISPLACEMENT mug.