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Pornocom

pawrn-noh-kom

-noun
1. The computer you exclusively use for watching pornography.

2. A computer which, due to circumstances, is useful for nothing other than watching porn (likely due to watching too much porn on it in the first place).
"I re-appropriated my laptop as my pornocom. It's slow as hell and can't run anything well anymore. It's good for nothing but porn."

"I watched so much porn on this computer, I can't use it for anything else. It even smells musky now, so I can't even bring it out in public. It's now my new pornocom.
by F.lee October 24, 2010
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Procore

The level that is attained when maximum professionalism and hardcoreness is achieved simultaneously.
1. This is a procore word
2. The ninjas are procore
3. Size does not mater, all that matters is if you use it like a procore.
by rtbox June 19, 2007
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pornocrite

Someone who is usually very verbal about how they think porn is disgusting, but secretly they love to watch it. This will usally be a female and most likely she will be married.
Wife catches husband watching porn "you're so disgusting I can't believe you watch porn."

Later the husband comes home early from work and catches wife watching porn " you fucking pornocrite"
by Titan112 November 29, 2016
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pornoco

In Argentina, a pimple. Usually it´s blamed to a long period of sexual abstinence.
No puedo salir de casa con este pornoco.

I can't go out with this pimple.
by jsg July 11, 2004
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porncor.com

Porncor.com is the best tube site ever!!
address:
http://www.porncor.com
Porncor.com is the best tube site ever!!
address:
http://www.porncor.com
by porncor12 October 18, 2008
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pornoceros

noun. a boy who is really hot and that you would like to see in porn (having sex).
plural: pornoceri
That new guy at the coffe shop is a total pornoceros.
by titusaurus October 23, 2006
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pornicorn

Mythical creature that appears during the brief euphoria of orgasm during sexual intercourse. Its anatomy consists of:

4 Legs
4 Breasts
1 Octuplet Dildo (in place of tongue)

and of course...

a big, black, floppy donkey dick.
The pornicorn strode into the room as I came in her eye.
by Bob and Ed September 17, 2008
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