porno budget

being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.

dude 1: you want to hit some bars

dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget

dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka

by nalimoNIPPOn October 5, 2009

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

by Dakota264 April 10, 2020

porco dio

An italian's refined term to express disappointment.

"Io ho pagato e nun me fanno entrà, porco dio porco, porcoddio!"
"Excuse me gentlemen, can I please enter the club?"

by Maggiorana August 30, 2019

porno shoes

similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.

- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.

- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.

by Tengu May 23, 2007

pormhub

The website weve all typed in by accident too many times

Pormhub.com "Oh shit I misspelled it"

by Not making one August 13, 2017

pornobyte

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.

Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Porco Dio

Porco Dio (lit. "pork God", where "pork" is an insult), also said and spelled as "porcodio" or "porcoddio" (every form has slight differencies of using) is an italian expression part of the huge group of italian cuss words known as "bestemmie". It's the most used and basic bestemmia and like all the other ones it's highly offensive and should only be used among friends who you know would not get offended. It's used basically in every kind of situation but it's real purpose is to be used mixed with some good italian hand gestures as the ultimate imprecation when you are REALLY mad. Don't over use it tho because only 12 yo kids think it's cool

Person: *hits a random not-really-polite italian's car*
Random not-really-polite italian: *while coming out of the car* OOOOHH MA CHE CAZZO FAI PORCO DIO!? (Translation: "Oooohh what the fuck are you doing porco dio")

by woppyblowjob July 12, 2019