pritzels

Were you suck popsicles and ice cream in a weird way.

Stop going pritzels into that ice scream man!

by Pritzels May 12, 2020

Pritzkerium

A fictional element named after JB Pritzker

100 dollars is equal to about 3 grams of Pritzkerium.

by PhilDaBirdMan February 6, 2026

Conrad Pritzlaff

Gay Pervert Who Plays Fortnite and Sucks Dick For A Living and Has Sex Every 69 Hours

Freind 1 : Lets Be Like Conrad Pritzlaff Tonight Baby
Freind 2 : Whats That Mean?
Freind 1 : For Us To Be Gay and Have Sex Together

by Wandasticker February 7, 2022

twitle-pritzer

A country term for an especially stupid hooligan, who has no care for anything or anyone around them.

Person A: you wanna skip geometry?
Person B: (in country accent) No now I ain’t gonna be caught wandering dem halls wit no twitle-pritzer!

by freedombird22 August 13, 2023

Hamel-Peritz Syndrome

A condition experienced when heat and humidity cause one’s balls to become stuck to their leg.

Damn, I’ve got a bad case of Hamel-Peritz Syndrome right now.

by xrich August 24, 2023

Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker

A politically-motivated Twitter account that supports JB Pritzker, Governor of Illinois, making memes about Pritzker as a nomadic warrior of the “Illinois Khanate”.

Did you see the new Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker post?

by PhilDaBirdMan February 10, 2026