porg

A porg is slut who lights their panties on fire

Verb- having sex with lighter fluid and having a literal cum explosion in a women's Virginia
Adverd- a fucking machine of monstrous proportion, a person who loves cock to such an extent to were anyone who crosses its path will be sure to be made into a women
Daym stop porging out all over the couch

what the fuck porg stop biting
by Porgo Porgo April 12, 2019
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Porg

The best possible thing to watch and get horny and funny at the same time
I go on Porghub.com for excitement and a boner....
by Big asss ballsack May 05, 2023
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porg and feather

Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.
Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic
by Porgthis December 23, 2017
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