porchmonkey

a black son of a bitch that loves to sleep on the porch and snore like a monkey

Pedro and Frank, look at that saggy old porchmonkey!

by anulsexlolol April 2, 2008

Parchment High School

A school full of nic fiens that constantly skip class to fulfill there needs.

“Parchment High school always smells like cherry lemon”

by ellawest24 March 23, 2022

Pornument

“Porn-u-ment”
Using porn references to win arguments

“did you just make a porn star argument?”

“Yes. Just cause the computer got an update and looks different, doesn’t mean it’s better. Just look at Jenna Jameson’s before and after pics.

Therefore I win by way pornument !”

by Favorpoints May 13, 2018

Porchfest

A “porchfest” — inspired by the Ithaca NY porchfest — is a free-of-charge neighborhood walkabout where local musicians play and sing music on the beautiful porches of a walkable neighborhood.

The porchfest on Sunday will have a wide variety of music for all to enjoy.

by Jpatootie April 25, 2019

Porchenit

Sitting on the porch hanging out, laughing, talking, enjoying the weather, & anything considered fun!

We are porchenit tonight. Do y'all want to come over?

by Bamabelle11 August 6, 2022

pornament

1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.

2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.

Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"

Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"

Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"

by berthabear27 December 26, 2009

porchmonkey

a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly

"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"

by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008