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polish pogostick

The polish pogostick, much like it's Swedish counter-part, is a sexual position done with one partner(most likely being female) face down rear vertical. And the other partner upright and facing there torso. The difference however is in the apparatusis used to gain momentum. The Polish pogostick uses none,or in a truely Polish scenario, the polish pogostick is done on a hard object like a table or the hood of your former best friends car.
I used to do the swedish pogo stick with my girlfriend, that is until i learned she cheated on me with my best friend, after that it was the polish pogostick on the hood of his car for her.
by jason border July 18, 2006
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zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
by Team Retro September 21, 2008
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Poopstick

1. One who knocks down a trash can full of dog crap and proceeds to try and clean it up with a random stick from nature.

2. Kurt Walters
1. Get away from the trash can, Poopstick, and come over here and jam it over T-Wes again.
by Steven Ride November 24, 2007
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poopstick

When you take a turd and ram a stick through it like a corn-dog...that's a poopstick.
I like to dip my poopstick.
by Nigger Lover February 1, 2003
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Pogostick Fatality

Pogostick Fatality band from Portland, Oregon. Recently they played at the Roseland for Battle of the Bands.
by Angry Gar, The March 19, 2008
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Poopstick Mama

female parent of offspring named 'Poopstick'
If you have a baby (or a doll) and its name is 'Poopstick' that makes you Poopstick mama!
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Poopstick Ninja

A stealthy gay man. A man that perfers his penis in another mans butt rather than a vagina. Poopstick can also be used in replace of "gay" when something sucks or is unfair.
(John tends to go to the poopstick ninja bars a lot and says that he is just going because his friends want to. I am beginning to wonder about his sexual preference.)

(This job is poopstick! I want a different one.)

(Aw..poopstick, I burnt my toast.)
by pittwoman February 11, 2010
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