Pop Tart

An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse

Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a Pop Tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a Pop Tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a Pop Tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice Pop Tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!

by WorldClassic May 18, 2009

pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.

"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"

by geezitron December 9, 2009

Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb

Why are you acting like a pop-tart?

by Fear81 June 27, 2019

pop-tart

someone who just sucks at everything

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...

by rosiesraindrop May 19, 2015

Pop tart

a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around

"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"

by BR!@N July 11, 2008

pop tarts

A nickname given to a person, almost always a girl but sometimes a fat guy, when there nipples are visibly erect.

Check out pop tarts over there, and it's not cold in here.

by sheeplostsanity June 29, 2004

pop tart

someone who is soft in the middle, will fold if any pressure comes there way and expose the true bitch inside...

hhw rapper - I heard he called him out under a fake alias and battled him with a prewritten verse...
leathaface - man you niccas is str8 pop tarts

by jaybsty October 12, 2006