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Pootis

A meme from the Heavy in Valve game Team Fortress 2, edited from the line "Put dispenser here." Basically a version of PINGAS, used in YouTube Poop videos.
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
by Poisoned Al November 12, 2010
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Post Pootum Depression

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.
The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.
by swivet February 5, 2010
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Pontus

A very-very-very good looking guy with an extremly large penis and he is very good at having sex and you will have a very good time hanging out with an pontus he is very sweet and cares about love
Hot girl: hi
Pontus: hi

Hot girl: whats your name?
Pontus: pontus
Hot girl: "melts"
by Penis master art December 12, 2016
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trump potus

Its bascically putting a bowl of mashed carrots and a wig in charge of a plane with 326,000,000 people in it
Let's hire that guy because of trump potus
by The webstar April 13, 2017
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POTUS Interruptus

The State of the Union address given each year by the President of the United States. From POTUS (President Of The United States) + Interruptus ("Interruption")

So named due to the modern practice of the attendees to stand and/or applaud at every other sentence which contains a statement or policy initiative favored by one party or another.
American Idol will be pre-empted tonight because of the POTUS Interruptus.

Man did you watch the POTUS Interruptus last night? With all the clapping it took 2 hours to give a 20 minute speech!
by Chris-2-4 December 26, 2008
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Pootastic

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'
by propart June 8, 2009
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pootube

In the age of internet phenomena few sites can boast the same popularity of pootube, the unique and inventive website that allows visitors to surf through user generated video content featuring largely poo and its related activities.
Wow the guys down at the office will love this video I found on pootube last night, it really pushes back the boundaries of perception
by Planet gib October 22, 2007
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