Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz
He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—
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by Treejog August 19, 2018
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Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
Disgruntled, he hates on everything he can't afford, which is everything, since he is realistically unemployed. He frequently rips on other women's appearances to bolster his shattered self esteem, as his broke self is relegated to zero to fat/ugly women himself.
Broke Bitch Poutin's frequently have hobbies which they call their profession (frequently the music industry: band, recording engineers, pretty much any kind of 'artist').
#1: Hey man, wanna go to the game Friday night, should be an awesome time.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
Broke Bitch Poutin': I can watch the game on tv and drink beer at my house, why would I go to the game, the cheerleaders are fat and parking sucks.
#1: Oh that's right, you have no real job, well no need to be a Broke Bitch Poutin' about it.
by Poser Shot Caller December 1, 2010
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by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi February 25, 2015
Get the pootis party mug.1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.
2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.
2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.
Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"
by Masked_Deviant April 24, 2020
Get the Pookin the Bean mug.A meme from the Heavy in Valve game Team Fortress 2, edited from the line "Put dispenser here." Basically a version of PINGAS, used in YouTube Poop videos.
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by Poisoned Al November 12, 2010
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Get the Pootie shickle mug.Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions
Mostly used in German Urban regions
Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶
by DerEchtePhilosHelmWilhelm February 15, 2022
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