poored

When a large number of homeless people congregate.

Man, it just poored outside. I've never seen so many shopping carts go down the street before!

by Pougan August 10, 2009

pooranoia

The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.

**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.

by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011

Poopaduke

Taking a large crap, filling a load, or filing a report with the great white round one. A load so large, it is royal.

I know, it's so exciting it makes me want to poopaduke!

by SapphireEtsuko November 12, 2010

PooWad

PooWad:Noun: A large steaming pile of compressed faeces. Often found in homeless people's pants after taking a bus ride. Conspicous by its bad odour and bulge in the back of the pants. People suffering a poowad often seem blissfully unaware of its existance.

Poowad: Adjective: A person who is very annoying, like a fowl stench.

Usage example:

Adjective: I met this poowad called Roofus in Brisabane.
Noun: I believe sir has a poowad in his pants

by Corky McRoofus March 19, 2008

poopadox

the paradox of women wanting to get help with a problem that they're ashamed of: pooping. It is a woman's job to be ashamed of number two, unfortunately, so this term was coined by Sarah Haskins in her gender stereotyping comedy series "Target Women".

Sally: I have diarrhea but I'm too embarrassed to tell my doctor about it. It's a poopadox

by rania1981 November 18, 2009

PooNado

When two or more individuals expel flatulence with a wretched order and they combine within a close proximity of each other, creating the perfect storm of stench.

On the ride home the next morning from the bachelor party, that included copious amounts of beer and tacos at 2 am, two anonymous passengers busted ass at the same time, creating a PooNado that reeked havoc on everyone in the car, causing the driver to pull over so they could seek refuge.

by vroompac January 12, 2011

poowad

-an asshole of a person.

-somone ugly enough to be mistaken for a five foot eightish lump of shit.

-a big lump of poo. see dingleberry.

"you fucking poowad!"
"wow, shes a real poowad."
"i cant get this goddam poowad outa my ass hair."

by JWAYNE December 28, 2005