poopieturds

Turds and poopies mixed together.

Somone didnt flush the toilet, and the poopieturds had began to waterlog.

by Turd Ferguson March 27, 2004

roopity-poopity

A single turd that takes over 22 minutes to force out.

Raul- Hey Darren wats taking you so long on the shitter?

Darren- FUCKING ROOPITY-POOPITY!!!

Raul- *rofl* Thats nasty

by Darren Prentice May 27, 2008

pooxiety

Being incredibly anxious to have a poo, especially in public bathrooms.

"Leah has pooxiety in Costa Toilets after eating too much McDonald's"

by EKeys September 22, 2022

Phonxiety

Acute anxiety caused by being separated from one's cell phone.

"My battery totally died, I couldn't get to the store for a new one for two hours! Thought I would die from phonxiety".

by anyone13 April 28, 2012

Poopity Poop

A term used too describe a more than normal shittier

This Situation isn't just shit. It's Poopity Poop

by squiddyman June 29, 2016

Phonxiety

The feeling you experience when you can't feel your phone in your pocket, or immediately recognize where it is, or when you realize you left your phone somewhere and can't immediately get to it to see what you are missing out on.

I was overwhelmed with Phonxiety when I realized that my phone was at home. I was worried about all of the things I might miss out on until I could be reunited with it.

by necklureman May 18, 2018

propriety-penalty

Refers to any case where Big Brother hypocritically "talks out of both sides of his mouth" in the management/oversight of certain economic policies; i.e., the Government loudly claims to approve/disapprove of a certain practice/behavior, yet they tax you or charge you extra if you actually "do the right thing" in that instance.

A classic example of "propriety-penalty" is the marriage-tax, whereby two people who marry are collectively charged more than twice the amount of income-tax that just one of them would have to pay "on his own", and government-provided financial assistance (i.e., Social Security, SSI Disability, etc.) that two benefits-eligible people receive is significantly reduced if they get married instead of merely practicing the socially-frowned-upon "co-habitating without a wedding band" living-arrangement... in both cases, you get "financially penalized" for "doing the right thing"! It's little wonder that so few couples --- especially the younger ones who might be required to pay income tax if their earnings are high enough --- want to "tie the knot" nowadays; these destructive monetary policies actually **encourage** love-birds to "misbehave" in this way.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018