oopsie poopsie

the act of being hung over in the shower and farting only to realize that you actually had to shit but it is too late and your bath tub is now covered in shit and you are pissed because you are hung over and now have to clean up sloppy wet poop.

dude i was so hung over this morning that i oopsie poopsied all over my shower

by mist3rfrozt November 12, 2011

Oopsie Poopsie

This happens during rough sex when the female gets extremely wet and the man is thrusting the entire lenghth of his fuck stick in and out of her gushing gash. He then gives her a good jam and unknowingly enters her backdoor and slides all the way up her turd tunnel. Generally, this will force the session to come to an abrupt stop as the woman struggles to catch her breath, while the man rinses the kidney bean off the end of his purple headed yogurt slinger.

G, Did you hear that bloody scream last night in the hotel? I think Mike gave Crystal an "Oopsie Poopsie"

by Ray March 8, 2005

poopies

what you create out of your ass when you go to the bathroom.

there is a lot of poopies in the toilet right now because i just went to the bathroom.

by dickens October 25, 2006

Oopsie Doopsie Poopsie Scoopsie

What you say when you make an oopsie so doopsie that you need a poopsie scoopsie.

I just accidentally pooped everywhere. Oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsie!

by PuncherOfTrees July 13, 2023

poopsie

When I poop in a republican's smoothie, I call it a poopsie.

That arrogant republican really enjoyed that poopsie that I prepared him. He even made that gurgling sound at the end with his straw. Hilarious! I hope he gets worms in his shit.

by Running out of patience May 20, 2010

paper poopies

The frilly edges of lined paper that has been torn from a notebook.

Don't turn in any assignments with paper poopies.

by kenzieluv93 April 21, 2011

sweaty poopies

When grunting one out produces a sweaty upper lip.

I had the whisky shits so bad that I got the Sweaty Poopies.

by wessy December 2, 2007