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poontentialometer

A scale of 1-10, rating how much poontential a girl has.
"I'd give her an 8 on the poontentialometer"
by nnnsss February 18, 2010
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pooptie

a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.
Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.
by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010
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Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.
Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.
by soulfulsock November 2, 2013
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Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.
"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"
by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019
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Pootie-Pay

The act of paying the pootie via strong virtue signals. This behavior is typically exhibited while posting messages, memes or links to social media platforms. This phenomena is almost solely associated with caucasians attempting to show proof they are onboard with the latest progressive social ideas.
The Pootie-Pay is rich in this post.

Man, dude is seriously paying the pootie with this one.
by Chi9 January 6, 2021
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pootie lips

"look at dem big ass pootie lips!"
by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003
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Pootie

A cat, especially a beloved or comical pet cat. Especially common on Daily Kos.
"oh, great, another pootie diary! bet there are enough pics in it to crash my browser, too!"
by khereva December 16, 2009
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