Poonami

When your shit hits the water so hard that it causes a toilet water wave. Resembling a tsunami.

"Dude, I was in the toilet and I did a poonami!"

Poonami by idontMATTer September 12, 2015

Poonami

A huge quantity of poo expelled by a toddler.

"Oh no, my son just made a poonami on the floor instead of using the potty"

Poonami by ervik January 31, 2019

Poonami

A Poonami is the unexpected need to take a bowel movement. The result is a highly violent, high velocity liquid shit. It is worsened by the act of pulling down your pants in a furious frenzy not to crap your pants. This act can result in the projectile diarrhea splattering on the back of the toilet not allowing the victim to sit on the toilet . The cleanup is disgusting and unavoidable. Yea

I splatter shat my toilet so bad the Poonami required a haz mat team to do the cleanup

Poonami by anonymous April 4, 2022

Poonami

When a club, bar, party, or any gathering has an overwhelming amount of attractive women.

It's a total poonami up in this party

Poonami by Naught Parrot July 16, 2025

Poonami

When you suddenly notice a lot more Rajs and Rakhils in your neighbourhood.

Mate 1: Wow mate your city centre has changed a lot since covid- what's up.

Mate 2: Oh don't worry mate that's just the poonami- we're still 10 years behind Canada!

Poonami by JohnThePrayerMan October 3, 2025

Poonami-Tsunami 

A phrase coined in the year 2013 referring to when you get a girl super wet. Therefore, Poonami-Tsunami.

Dylan ate that heavy honey out so well that he gave her a poonami-tsunami.

It was a poonami-tsunami down there.

Poonami-Tsunami by gingginggingging September 7, 2013

poonami tsunami 

A period. Coined in 2016 by a YouTuber, the poonami tsunami is a play on both words used to refer to a woman’s menstral blood.

Girl 1: hey, want to go out tonight?
Girl 2: no, sorry. The poonami tsunami started.
Girl 1: oh, I’m sorry. Chocolate and Netflix tonight then?
Girl 2: yes, please!

poonami tsunami by Snek Keeper June 22, 2018