Poo Choo Train

When sitting on the porcelain throne, preparing to drop some deuces a steady stream of fart air emits from your bunghole, sometimes pinched enough to emit a squeaking or whistling sounding fart announcing the turd train a'comin until the poo seals off the space and stops the whistle

Fuck dude, i could hear your poo choo train comin down the tracks from out here

by Colonel Skadoosh November 6, 2009

poo poo choo choo

No beating around the bush here. It's a gay train! A group of fags get together and line up pecker to butt - hole, and simultaneously ram each other in the ass all while making train sounds.

This is not to be confused with a "gravy train"

Oh man I got so wasted in Nashua last night, I ended up in a Poo Poo choo choo all night long! But this doesn't make me gay, because I was the caboose!

by Bean town January 19, 2014

Poo poo cruise

A nice way of saying you're gonna be in the bathroom for a while

I'll talk to you later, got to go take a poo poo cruise

by Gladys the Great November 23, 2016

poo-choo

Reference to the train Mr. Hankey rides on in a South Park episode. A cute little song accompanies his arrival on the poo-choo train:

Mr. Hankey: Poo-Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a -
Train Whistle: poo-choo
Mr. Hankey: - all the way and back!
Cartman: Poo-Choo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Mr. Hankey: Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo-Choo Train.

Socailly, Poo-Choo used to express the arrival or existence of something bad or unfortunate.

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Mistress: Oh crap - your wife is pulling into the driveway!

Man: The poo-choo train has arrived.

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Co-Worker: Are you ready to leave for the team-building ropes course?
Man: All aboard the poo-choo train.

by Wetchman September 11, 2006

Poo Change

Inconvenient small coin change.
Sometime shortend to 'Pooey'.

Eg. While taking your time to pay for goods/service.

"Could you please wait while I offload some of my Poo Change?"

by Slavs March 26, 2007

Poo Chop

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.

A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".

by Phillip09 March 21, 2008

poo camel

1. (noun) a person who can go several days to a week between evacuating feces at which time the evacuation is often forceful, voluminous and time consuming. The resultant evacuation typically fills the toilet bowl and requires more than one flush if it can be flushed at all.

"Dude, did you see the toilet in the bathroom? Bill just used it and filled it with shit...He's such a poo camel"
"My brother hasn't gone to the bathroom in like a week...then again that is usually often he goes. He's like a camel is with water...in fact a 'poo' camel"

by Blaze It Up! April 15, 2008