poopfingers

one who shoves at least two fingers up his bunghole and sniffs them.

we call one of our friends "poopfingers" because we caught him doing this in the gym one morning.

by Jordan Brown May 3, 2004

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers September 8, 2006

poofinger

In software development : poofinger - not providing a feature the user expects as a given. Missing out basic functionality. The opposite of adding sizzle to an app.

Not having a wysiwyg editor in the app is poofinger.

by poopsy_bubble_sniffer February 26, 2013

poopfingers

One who does not wash his hands after pooping. This also includes not using soap when rinsing your hands.

Hoffman got Hepatitis after eating fried chicken because he has poopfingers.

by Francis O'Igby May 22, 2007