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rib pontoons

Man, check out the rib pontoons on that slut!
by unkkle buckk September 5, 2006
mugGet the rib pontoonsmug.

Cotton Pontoon

A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.
Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!
by Newftronics April 25, 2011
mugGet the Cotton Pontoonmug.

pontoon animal

A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.
by Wada November 19, 2005
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Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.
My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.
by Goofytits May 10, 2015
mugGet the Pontoon Boatingmug.

Pontoon

“I bought new pontoons for the office, ladies!”
by ch00chi3 September 24, 2022
mugGet the Pontoonmug.

Pontoon Boat

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!
by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022
mugGet the Pontoon Boatmug.

magnificent pontoons of love

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!
by Teratogen June 28, 2011
mugGet the magnificent pontoons of lovemug.

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