rib pontoons

a big set of breasts

Man, check out the rib pontoons on that slut!

by unkkle buckk September 5, 2006

Cotton Pontoon

A tampon is a mass of cotton or rayon; or a mixture of the two inserted into a body cavity or wound to absorb bodily fluid. The most common type in daily use (and the topic of the remainder of this article) designed to be inserted into the vagina during menstruation to absorb the flow of menstrual fluid.

Man she must be riding the Cotton Pontoon cause she is Bitchy!!

by Newftronics April 25, 2011

pontoon animal

A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.

Holy poop that bitch is a pontoon animal

by Wada November 19, 2005

pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

by yur.mom April 7, 2020

magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011

Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

Pontooning

The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat

#LING&BONES

Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud

by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024