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Pontus

The nicest guy you will ever meet and he will always treat you propperly if you treat him propperly.
by Leif öhman April 28, 2020
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Pontus

A guy how is stuck in silver for life. He practise aim and movement all day,
But the closest glimps he seen of gold is his teeth in the mirror.
by OnlyPlayingDust2 April 26, 2017
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Pontus

A very attractive, muscular and sexy guy! He is also very faithful and loyal. He is also very funny and has great humor.
He is very good with girls and he can get any girl he want.
Hot Girl: OMG! That guy is so sexy and muscular! He is totaly a Pontus
by SexyPussyeater420 January 4, 2019
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Pontius Pilate

Presiding judge in the Supreme Court who ruled against OJ Simpson a 1992 capital murder and disorderly conduct trial. Pontius Pilate also presided over the trial of Jesus Christ himself leading to his crucifixion. Pontius Pilate now resides in a 7.3 billion dollar villa, overlooking the pacific ocean in Laguna Beach California, USA and plans to retire in the next millennium..
Age; unknown
Race; Closet Jew
Origin; Holy Bible
Occupation; Supreme Ruler
Super Power; unknown
So it was said, and it shall be done, pontius Pilate has spoken, and pontius Pilate had won.

Pontius Pilate sure was a scrappy elf.
by QuoetryMaster May 27, 2022
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pontius pilate

Dublin common slang version of "toilet" in the style of cockney-rhyming slang.
by Damien216 December 19, 2007
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Pontus

Pontus has a big cock, and is sweet.

He makes Savannah go crazy.
Oh wow, you are such a Pontus”
by fantomasgurl October 4, 2018
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pontus båtsson

A man who is obsessed by boats, who was born in a boat, who lives in a boat, and who gets food by going out fishing in said boat.
Do you want a fish? Just ask Pontus Båtsson! He'll get you one in no time!
by Trumpetorkestern November 22, 2016
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