pornification

what i did to your mother last night

she likes position 43 the best (the "happy hampster")

by demented_yam October 28, 2004

purification

1.To kill everyone in a clan or area to stop a few or one person from doing something against the clan or area.
2.To clean something inpure

1.I purified the oval office today two more years my ass Bush.
2.I purified my underwear useing the dishwasher.

purification

by Forest Wayne July 19, 2006

Ponzification

Diversifying your ponzi investments to try spread your risk across more projects before they collapse

Micheal's worried his current ponzi scheme is collapsing imminently due to payment issues,so he's applying ponzification to split his risk to other scams

by ScrewPonzis February 3, 2021

Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.

Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.

by TherealBeau August 4, 2016

purification lab

A bong used for meth to prevent tooth decay and remove and dilute hydrofluoric or hydrochloric acid from vapor.

Jenna got really nasty teeth, someone should have told her those $1.99 pipes are garbage, she should use a purification lab.

by Cody5050 November 4, 2020

purification

A theme in fictional works where a character who sees themselves as "impure" (common examples in erotic works are non-virgins, prostitutes, used goods, and damaged goods; common examples in non-erotic works are criminals, sinners, and people with zero sense of self-worth in general) is moved by the compassion of another character, hence "purified". The important part is that the impure character no longer feels impure, either temporarily or permanently.

Non-virgin: You shouldn't fall in love with me. I'm... not a virgin.
Chad: That doesn't matter to me. I love you, no matter what you are.
Reader: So this is purification... not bad at all...

by Rudrasaum April 19, 2021

periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019