Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by Rory September 3, 2007

Polynesian pyledriver

while fucking a girl from behind, you quickly snatch her arms out from underneath her while thrusting forward to smash her head into the wall or headboard.

i was railing this bitch lastnight and i gave her the Polynesian pyledriver.

by jeramoo December 29, 2008

polynesian pogo stick

It all starts by getting down to business with a polynesian transvestite. First you have them butt chug a fifth of fireball whiskey. Once that mission is complete they use your dick like a pogo stick. And just before you cum in their ass they shit the fireball whiskey all over you.

Boys I've got a super classy lady boy looking to take shit to the next level. Gonna be a polynesian pogo stick kind of night for me!!!

by JohnnyfleXXX February 15, 2019

polynesian kissing

It's like french kissing a girl but only after eating her out while she is on her period .... Heavy flow period.

Last night I had some good Polynesian kissing with Becky and she said it tasted bitter.

by Whyareallthekoolnamestaken October 7, 2017

Polynesia

A division of Oceania including scattered islands of the central and southern Pacific Ocean roughly between New Zealand, Hawaii, and Easter Island. The larger islands are volcanic, the smaller ones generally coral formations. It's inhabitants are unruly, and are often refered to as "The Tiki People". One common misconception of them is that they are normal Oceanic people, however, this is not the case. Polynesians wear grass skirts and each possess at least one skullcapped staff, as it is thier tradition. They throw rocks and bones at each other around the nightly campfires, and peirce thier bodies with the aformentioned objects. Polynesians never lose thier instinctual behavior, as it is scientifically proven to be carried down even into the 50th generation of Polyneisans, even when the individual possessed only one ancestor with Polynesian descent.

You are a Polynesian Tiki kid, stop waving that staff around me Brittany.

by thepanicbutton February 22, 2005

polynesian salad monster

a girl that is being extremely bitchy and acting depressed.

Guy: "What's up polynesian salad monster?"
Girl: "Nothing."

by studmuffinlsc July 9, 2011

polynesian peekaboo

when you sneeze on the back of someone's head and when they turn around you whip your dick out

(Jim sneezes on the back of Stacy and whips his dick out)
Stacy: wtf was that
Jim: A Polynesian peekaboo

by HosaBaby59 February 26, 2023