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poll sucker

Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.

The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"

Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
by Tuftskins June 2, 2009
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polly-snaggletooth

When a parachute lands in the laundry basket, the wrong way and resembles a snaggle-toothed figure, and you start hearing the words "polygonic misfitic pizza" and you see sugarplums dancing about, doing the hokeypokey.
Mom! Jorge polly-snaggletoothed my underwear again!! I hear they're dancing about! Call 911!!
by Oblama January 11, 2008
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Polio Shirts

Faded, off-brand Polo shirts; usually worn by fans of The Dave Matthews Bland.
Dude, I don't know what the hell I'm wearing...I'm a 'T-shirt and jeans' kinda guy. Do I look gay?!
by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003
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Poll Smoker

Poll Smoker- 1) one who loves to suck cock good 2) one who enjoys poll smokes
Cheerz Poll Smoker
by Dustin the Pimp September 4, 2003
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Polly Snapper

A real knee slapper, a good chuckle bringer. A joke, phrase, or story that makes you laugh.
Girlfriend: MY BALLS ITCH
Dude: What a polly snapper!!!
by _fr@nk_ November 15, 2019
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Polio Shot

When an old man inseminates a younger woman and she begins to take on his elderly values
Edward gave Sierra a polio shot and now she’s talking to Siri more and buying her clothing at the Steinmart
by Funnyonions September 29, 2020
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