The best peoplez on this planet. we love to party wear short skirts listen to euro/techno...but we are not ignorant to the other great types of music..very openminded, kind,religious, know about their history and cultures. polak is not an offense to us...(to those dumb americans who think it is) it is an insignia badge of honor.
by polska zyje nam~ nikolka February 14, 2005
People of the great polish race. They are known for wearing tight pants to impress the ladies. Very cool very cool. Fun people who drink a lot, having the time of their lives! LONG LIVE THE POLAKS!
by Maciek April 15, 2004
Polish Person A: Don't mock my nationality! Poland is great! You are an idiot!
Polish Person B: No! Everything in Poland sucks! And you are a commie!
English Person: Oh shut up you stupid polaks!
Polish Person B: No! Everything in Poland sucks! And you are a commie!
English Person: Oh shut up you stupid polaks!
by theriddlen July 1, 2011
Oh my god I have never in my life heard such bragging , boasting and self-indulgent rubbish about being a polak. I found out that being a polak would make you the smartest , handsomest , bravest and greatest in the whole wide world. Wow is that for real or the whole polish nations suffers of irreversable brain delusion.
May I humbly ask what exactly makes the polaks so extremely clever is it the size of their heads ? What are their great achievements for the mankind ? Is it the fact that when other nations were busy bulding Empires and spreading culture the polaks were still living in tribes and were eating raw meat?
Or perhaps was the fact that they "saved'" Europe from the ottomans but how exactly did they achieve that is quite a mystery to me. Oh I forgot it is their "divine" beauty unforseen nowhere else. They should have called themselves not Poland( the land of the farmers) but Beautyland. It is still nit too late though.
Cheers polaks you take first place at least at unsupported boasting !
May I humbly ask what exactly makes the polaks so extremely clever is it the size of their heads ? What are their great achievements for the mankind ? Is it the fact that when other nations were busy bulding Empires and spreading culture the polaks were still living in tribes and were eating raw meat?
Or perhaps was the fact that they "saved'" Europe from the ottomans but how exactly did they achieve that is quite a mystery to me. Oh I forgot it is their "divine" beauty unforseen nowhere else. They should have called themselves not Poland( the land of the farmers) but Beautyland. It is still nit too late though.
Cheers polaks you take first place at least at unsupported boasting !
polak-polish person
by GFUTDfuyvwed June 20, 2009
Polak
A tight nit group of people that have humongous foreheads and use the word Kurwa and Pedal way too much. They think that having a high vodka tolerance makes them respectable. Most of them drive crappy euro cars and ride the penis's of the ones that have the nice cars. They always need a ride, but they always bring a bottle with them at all times. They think their country is on top when they have the record for the fastest conquer ever by hitler.
A tight nit group of people that have humongous foreheads and use the word Kurwa and Pedal way too much. They think that having a high vodka tolerance makes them respectable. Most of them drive crappy euro cars and ride the penis's of the ones that have the nice cars. They always need a ride, but they always bring a bottle with them at all times. They think their country is on top when they have the record for the fastest conquer ever by hitler.
by jdmk20ar March 2, 2008
Slang term for a Polish person. The only thing Poles are world-beaters at is the 'arrogance/acheivement ratio', as you can see on this page.
by Polak = idiot February 27, 2005
A describing word for chernobyl affected victims who brainwash themselves into thinking they are Slovakian, otherwise known as Merko's.
They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.
These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.
These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
by kooni August 2, 2007