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pokemanning

Bro will the wife let you out so we can do some pokemanning.
by Sydewinder February 14, 2019
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pokemanchild

Poke•man - A common misspelling or saying by people who do not know what Pokemon is or a way of being a giant smartass.
Man•child - An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. (see the full definition of Manchild)

A Pokemanchild is a man who is an adult who only sees Pokemon as it is. A man who is obsessed with the trading card game, the games, merchandise and more. This man commonly will become upset if his favorite Pokemon is insulted. Commonly wears Pokemon appeal and is the first thing they can think to talk about.

However, do not get this confused with a Pokefan, which is a person who generally enjoys Pokemon for what it is versus a "Pokemanchild."

Commonly, people with this problem are often seen as "Autistic" and very may well be.
"Zack only talks about Pokemon when I'm with him. Everytime we are hanging out, all he wants to do is play Pokemon on our 3DS' or Pokemon Stadium. It gets old real fast. When I told him about this girl I was dating, he only talked about how Lusamine is the prettiest and if she were real, he'd date her. This guy is a real Pokemanchild"
by Tarrabyte May 15, 2018
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Pokeman

An incorrect spelling of pokemon, usually spoken by any person over the age of 35, or are totally unaware of the game itself.
"My son and his friends are playing with their little pokemans."
by JustNuclear January 7, 2015
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pokeman

Ya man, goin' to my POKEMAN to check my prostate man
by VlarolCarol The First June 29, 2017
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pokemanning

Bro will the wife let you out a bit so we can do some pokemanning
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Pokemong

"Pokemong" is a name given to someone who loves Pokemon so much, that he/she's becoming incredibly annoying and everyone just wants to avoid that person.
This is seen as an addition to the given name, "Mong"; But as pokemon is included into the equation: It's more... offensive and exact.
A "Pokemong" is usually located between the ages of 6 and 12, but there have been cases of people aged 20 or above to be one!
*A group of Pokemongs are referenced as "Pokemongae".*
Person 1: Hey dudes! Did you see the the Pokemon Movie in the cinema yet?? IT..IS...AMAZING! Mewtwo is just sooo cool, I got him on card! Who's your favourite pokemon? Is it.. Charmander, Squirtle, Charizard, Evee?? Or maybe...

Person 2: You are such a Pokemong now, Ash. Get with the times, Yu-Gi-Oh is the best!
by Ogran January 6, 2010
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Pokémango

by thatsmiley July 31, 2016
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