Powfords

A word believed to be first developed around 20 years ago by a group of youngsters in west coast Scotland. The word means female breasts. The latter "ford" part of the word should not be over accentuated. It should be pronounced powfirds or powfurds.

Man look at the powfords on that bird a really wanna sook them boobs tits and breasts

by stilson October 18, 2011

Poffacake

A pun on the popular UK biscuit "jaffa cake". Refers to tall, blonde Swedish men who, like jaffa cakes, have a dark side, a soft side, and a fucked up inside. But again, like jaffa cakes, you love them anyway.

"I met the perfect guy yesterday - I might even go as far as to say he's a Poffacake".

by danniiscool March 28, 2017

poffinn

a really cool mcyt artist on twitter who bases their entire personality on minecraft streamers and a literal bird

- “OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW POFFINN ART??”
- “.. who is that.”

by anonymous July 1, 2021

poofo wienie

What you get when you are a dude, and stick your penis in someone's pooper.

Damn man, be glad you didn't catch a whiff of Merle's poofo wienie from hangin' with his backdoor partner last night.

by Rez Dogg June 29, 2022

pic poffin

A cuss word for a stupid pig

But you look like a pic poffin!

by Poonmuncher69 May 14, 2015

fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal

She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!

by The only boyo February 27, 2017

Poff

Shortening of the British "Post Office". Used when one wants to visit said Poff.

"Im hungry" "Poff we go!"

by Joe Plant May 19, 2008