The art of unlocking one’s most restrained and repressed emotions before manipulating them for aesthetic purposes in a feeble, half-ass attempt, to get into some college freshman’s panties.
Verbal Ejaculation
Poetry is such bullshit,
Nothing truly profound could ever be put on paper.
Self-awareness? Who needs it!
All I ever do is end up crying anyway.
It's like the dehydration of an emotional masochist;
Invisible pain, evaporating joy.
Someone oughta build a dam on my stream of consciousness,
But where then would all the fish go to spawn?
Why does Jesus ask for so much faith?
Where is Allah’s justice?
Yahweh hasn’t written a book in two millennia.
There’s too much order in the chaos.
My eyesight is failing; I fear I may soon go blind.
Not that there’s much worth seeing anyway.
Poetry is such bullshit,
Nothing truly profound could ever be put on paper.
Self-awareness? Who needs it!
All I ever do is end up crying anyway.
It's like the dehydration of an emotional masochist;
Invisible pain, evaporating joy.
Someone oughta build a dam on my stream of consciousness,
But where then would all the fish go to spawn?
Why does Jesus ask for so much faith?
Where is Allah’s justice?
Yahweh hasn’t written a book in two millennia.
There’s too much order in the chaos.
My eyesight is failing; I fear I may soon go blind.
Not that there’s much worth seeing anyway.
by nethcev! September 10, 2006
Get the Poetrymug. Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you
by xercmercus July 6, 2019
Get the Poetrymug. by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004
Get the poetrymug. Beans beans, good for your heart;
Beans beans, make you fart.
the more you fart, the better you feel;
so let's have beans for every meal!
----------------Part Deux
Beans beans, good for your heart;
Beans beans, make you fart.
the more you fart, the more you eat;
the more you sit on the toilet seat
Beans beans, make you fart.
the more you fart, the better you feel;
so let's have beans for every meal!
----------------Part Deux
Beans beans, good for your heart;
Beans beans, make you fart.
the more you fart, the more you eat;
the more you sit on the toilet seat
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
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by MenisDaughter January 30, 2022
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