Poconos

A horrible dead end place where you'll be constantly suffocated by snow or the most disheartening form of human apathy imaginable. Every store here is a filthy, run down, redneck variant of it's other US counterparts. And at every turn in your life, the people that run half of them find new ways to fail you. The population consists of entirely of miserable boring old people and the poor misfortune souls who'd rather be somewhere else. Nobody grows into anything here, nobody is visibly happy, nobody has anywhere to go or meet up. You have potholes and shoprites almost exclusively. The people here almost seem like they're waiting to die and preoccupy the time they have alive completely deadened. Like these small towns are some sort of living lovecraftian entity that feeds off the shattered dreams and boredom of their residents until they are reduced to crumbling husks who just don't care about anything anymore. Deciding to screw over every other person around.

And Frodo drew his eyes to the proximal left of Sauron's Tower, upon the sad and dreary state of the Poconos. To see century old goblins with rotting teeth and glazed over eyes, bartering money for broken yet overpriced products and still he chose to walk up the volcano because the alternative just wasn't worth it.

by WorldsSaddestScallion March 28, 2022

Poconoyish

Of or like the poconos

“Yo, that two-sided pillow is cool. Checkered side for your main line friends and deer face for when you’re feeling poconoyish.
“Dead-ass, bro”.

by Hawley girl December 24, 2019

Pocono drifting

Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.

winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.

reporter: What did you win?

winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

reporter: No. What prize did you win?

winner: That's a good fucking question.

by Pocono Joe October 31, 2011

poconos

1. from the indian word meaning (boring land of drugs and snow),
2. a place where the mob dumps their victims

my crew in my town dont know when to stop, thats why pocono backwards is o-no-cop.

by mozez the wise December 14, 2004

Pocoon

Discovered in Lorton, Virginia, a Pocoon is a hybrid possum (opposum) /Raccoon mix.
The pocoon has the head, jaws and sharp teeth of the possum, yet has the fur covered body and colorations of the racoon. Also distintive is the tail, as it is bare like a possoms, but sports a striped tuff, like a racoon at the end.

Since the initial sighting in 1999, there are no other known, unknown or imagined occurances of this species.

I was walking back from Multiplex and from out of nowhere a half-oppossom, half-raccoon ran into the middle of the path! It can only be described as a Pocoon!!!

Hey, that Pocoon just ate my cheetos!

Wow, did you see the size of that Pocoon!

by DoYoBelieve June 19, 2011

Pocono streak

When you do a poor job of wiping your ass after a big shit, and you're left with a stain in your underpants that looks like an aerial view of a mountain range.

"Bro I only had 1 sheet of toilet paper left, I got a huge Pocono streak in my boxers now"

"I accidentally sharted in my pants and now I have a Pocono streak to clean up"

by Gary Longwood March 31, 2018

Pokoyoko

An ugly, yet oddly attractive entity that preys on victims who have become much too belligerent (Due to excessive alcohol and drug use). This creature enjoys the taste of blood with a high alcohol content.

Yo man, make sure you don't get too stoned or the Pokoyoko will come for you.

by Captian Coach February 7, 2018