Hot Pocket Hangover

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.

"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009

Hold my pocket

If a nigga the told you to hold his pocket yo ass just got bitched. If I was you I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me tho. You should most definitely beat his ass

Hold my pocket bitch

by JaredCondones March 8, 2022

i dropped my hot pocket

When you get scared af

I thought I saw a ghost and I dropped my hot pocket

by Just that average guy February 14, 2017

West Baltimore Hot Pocket

When one puts their testicles in a hot flat iron and clamps down.

"This guy owed me a sizable about of money so my boys and i went and gave him a West Baltimore hot pocket"

by PuddingArms May 9, 2018

Hold My Pocket

"Hold my pocket" is prison slang.

In prison, holding onto somebody’s pocket is a symbol of ownership. It means that you were owned and protected by the person whose pocket you are holding.

A: Hold my pocket, beautiful.
B: *Could hold it, or decline the offer.*

by KatzeK4 July 15, 2023

alabama hot pocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina

Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket

by Shaniqua McGee December 17, 2016

Alabama hot pocket

The word your friends told you to search up in class

Hey Luke, look up Alabama hot pocket

by Suc suc August 7, 2017