Poetry

(n.) (not imit) - the sound an angry Asian mom makes when scolding her kids

Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you

Poetry by xercmercus July 6, 2019

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poetry

can be good but usually dumb

wow your poetry could be good but its probably dumb

poetry by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

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*rambles on about 'the system' and Shakespear*

best delivered in a well spoken, giggling voice.

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the better you feel;

so let's have beans for every meal!

----------------Part Deux

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the more you eat;

the more you sit on the toilet seat

poetry by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004