drunk plunk

A type of drunk texting where the person or persons in question are so drunk that they fumble uncontrollably with the keys on their blackberry (hence the terrible spelling errors) as they plunk an angry text message to their ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or other unrequited love.

A: Wow guess who just texted me.
(reading)
"Ur ssuch a btch i cant beleve u ccheeted on me u whorre"

K: Don't even worry about it, he was definitely drunk plunking.

A: Yeah, but the drunken lips speak the sober heart...

by best of luck w/ the hangover? December 24, 2010

Kur PLunk

When a girl rides a guys dick while he is taking a shit.

Joe hurry up and give that bitch a kur plunk so I can take one too!

by Justin April 1, 2005

jackson plunk

Jackson plunk is a muffin

Jackson plunk is a muffin

by Cj23453 August 17, 2018

Solar Plunk

When you stick your balls and only your balls inside a girl.

Yeah bro, i solar plunked her. Nuts deep baby.

by Plunkman June 21, 2021

Curb-plunk

The act of installing quick build physical barriers between traffic and cyclists. Something made out of those concrete barriers found in parking spots and pylons.

Hey Jesse, my bikelane just got curb-plunked. I'm so excited!

by fmoon1998 March 29, 2023

ku plunk

When a rock hits water (especially in the deep end of a body of water) only Men would look this up

I threw a rock in a it did a satisfying ku plunk

by Hehehe shbbdh March 1, 2024

PlonkOp

Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.

Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.

by Drxve September 20, 2023