A plum is also a person who is a symbol of peace. There are the Bloods, who are red, and the Crips, who are blue, and then there are the Plums, who are purple (a combination of the two, if you will).
Plums are also ultra fly people who spend their time being stared at for their pure beauty and awesomeness. They rarely say stupid things and are farther away from the previous (idiotic) definition of "a short fat kid" than the Earth is from the sun.
Plums are also ultra fly people who spend their time being stared at for their pure beauty and awesomeness. They rarely say stupid things and are farther away from the previous (idiotic) definition of "a short fat kid" than the Earth is from the sun.
Blood: I'ma kill you!!
Crip: No, i'ma kill you!
Plum: Come on guys...
Person 1: You know, I thought I was cool, but that was before I met a plum.
Person 2: DAMN! You are so lucky...I wish I was a plum.
Crip: No, i'ma kill you!
Plum: Come on guys...
Person 1: You know, I thought I was cool, but that was before I met a plum.
Person 2: DAMN! You are so lucky...I wish I was a plum.
by Yophia Bursazhevsky April 05, 2009
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by Brandilove April 28, 2021
by shmurghi May 27, 2003
A comedy word for the testicles. Poularised on the BBC tv program Top Gear, mainly by presenter Jeremy Clarkson.
Suitable for use in situations where 'bollocks' might offend.
E.G when talking to Aunt Mildred or the vicar.
Suitable for use in situations where 'bollocks' might offend.
E.G when talking to Aunt Mildred or the vicar.
Person 1: "You should've seen Dave the other night...kept groping up this bird in the club. Anyway, she got so fed up, she kicked him in the plums."
Vicar: WTF???
Vicar: WTF???
by D7 September 05, 2012
When you tie a rubberband around both your penis and balls until the head of your penis turns purple (the plum), you then enter her vagina with the plum (both dick and balls together).
by Headblade October 10, 2017
The most awesome word in existence.
Mistakenly used to describe a roundish purplish fruit but in actual fact is the pinnacle of all existence.
The concept of plum originated in the 1900s where Albert Einstein discovered that PLUM=MC2.
Albert was grossly misquoted on this groundbreaking discovery and hence the formula is incorrect in thousands of textbooks worldwide.
His most notable but secreted experiment was the “Plum” project involving three plums (the purple fruit variety), a centrifuge and infinite amounts of electrons.
The result was a massive time space continuum rip which caused entire village the aforementioned plums were occupying to be destroyed thus proving that plum is the meaning of life, or at least Einstein concluded, at lest 96% of the meaning.
In a modern day context “Plum” is used to express and emotion worthy of a time space continuum rip.
Mistakenly used to describe a roundish purplish fruit but in actual fact is the pinnacle of all existence.
The concept of plum originated in the 1900s where Albert Einstein discovered that PLUM=MC2.
Albert was grossly misquoted on this groundbreaking discovery and hence the formula is incorrect in thousands of textbooks worldwide.
His most notable but secreted experiment was the “Plum” project involving three plums (the purple fruit variety), a centrifuge and infinite amounts of electrons.
The result was a massive time space continuum rip which caused entire village the aforementioned plums were occupying to be destroyed thus proving that plum is the meaning of life, or at least Einstein concluded, at lest 96% of the meaning.
In a modern day context “Plum” is used to express and emotion worthy of a time space continuum rip.
Laura: WOW! I can’t believe that the boys’ toilet was occupied and the girls’ toilet wasn’t. If I didn’t know any better I would say that’s a time space continuum rip.
Dannielle: That’s so plum weird!
Laura: If you strap a piece of toast butter side up to a cat, would the cat land on its feet or would the toast land butter side up?
Dannielle; I’m pretty sure it would just rotate in the air until the universe ended or create the biggest time space continuum rip ever.
Laura: We should go strap a piece of toast to a cat! It will be the plum best thing we could ever plum do in out lives!
Dannielle: OK!
Dannielle: That’s so plum weird!
Laura: If you strap a piece of toast butter side up to a cat, would the cat land on its feet or would the toast land butter side up?
Dannielle; I’m pretty sure it would just rotate in the air until the universe ended or create the biggest time space continuum rip ever.
Laura: We should go strap a piece of toast to a cat! It will be the plum best thing we could ever plum do in out lives!
Dannielle: OK!
by PG for plum great April 08, 2009
by Holly Noble & Zoe Dobson September 29, 2006