plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004

ploob

IT'S FUCKING PLOOB NOT POOB

Doug thinks that ploob is actually FUCKING poob. What a dumb fuck.

by panguite March 21, 2020

Ploopy

1) A word used in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (By Manny).

2) The noise when your crap hits the toilet.

1)
Manny: "Hi Ploopy!"

Greg: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

2)*Grunt* PLOOPY!

by J3553ROCKS April 15, 2009

Ploob

The CORRECT spelling of a monster from Season 2 Episode 11 of Star Wars: Ewoks.

"A hideous and blood-curdling Ploob!" -Horville

by Jrd64fan March 19, 2020

Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

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Go ahead and do something productive

I am so bored. ploomijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

by :|:|:|:|:|:||:|: February 27, 2022

plood

The slang term for 'period blood'

Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!

by gangst from up north August 8, 2009