beer plus

the situation after a byob party where the host discovers guests have left a lot of beer behind

Dude 1: I heard your party last night was baller
Dude 2: Yeah it was sweet- wasn't planning on having it, but it was mad fun. Plus I ended up with a lot of extra booze, totally beer plus

by Cat (like meow-meow) November 1, 2011

infinity plus one

Perhaps the biggest number I could think of when I was, like, six years old.

(True: if you ask a mathematician, it's not really a "number." But when I was, like, six years old, I didn't give a flying fuck.)

(Also true: As soon as I said "infinity plus one," my buddy would cleverly outdo me with infinity plus two.)

You couldn't beat me, because I had my fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all ten fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had all my fingers and toes crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity fingers crossed.

Yeah but I had infinity plus one fingers crossed. Ha ha ha ha ha!

by vanilla g-lotto January 17, 2005

plausible deniability

A condition in which a subject can safely and believeably deny knowledge of any particular truth that may exist because the subject is deliberately made unaware of said truth so as to benefit or shield the subject from any responsibility associated through the knowledge of such truth.

The CIA black ops division undertakes dangerous and usually what would be considered illegal missions that are not officially sanctioned by the US administration so that the administration, which usually benefits from such missions, can safely dissavow any knowledge of them in the event of their publically uncovered success or failure. The administration is in the position of plausible deniability towards the CIA's actions.

by sugarbumlover October 21, 2005

Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

Pious Paradox

The level where religious people thinks they are too good and feel like they are above other people to the point where their religiousness backfires in intellect and empathy. In simple terms, FOR SOME PEOPLE, the more you become religious, the less intelligent and empathetic you become.

This paradox is prevalent, especially in Abrahamic religions.

Jamal: You have depression? You must be non-religious and have weak iman.

Here, Jamal illustrates a pious paradox, where he thinks he has never experienced depression because of his "higher level" of faith.

by DOMOQUE October 21, 2020

Wonder-plus

1. A term used to describe a person of European or Caucasian descent, who pretends to be black, Arabic, Hispanic, or another race who's skin tone is generally dark. The term is derived from the brand of bread of the same name, for its white demeanor and its nutritional properties of wheat bread (darker color). Also pronounced "wunda-plus".

2. A branch off of Wonder bread.

1. (Caucasian boy appears)

Yo, wullah, mah brutha! Como eystas?

(Hispanics and Arabs)

-Ay, yo, whut up, Wonder-plus, esse!

-Wassup, akh?

2. I'm hungry. Pass some delicious Wonder-plus, please.

by Asian-Latino November 5, 2009

Plough the lilies

In the video game The Witcher 2, you will often hear enemy soldiers shout that sentence. Lilies are the emblem of the kingdom of Temeria. In essence "Plough the lilies" means "Fuck the Temerians"

Bar patron: Look, Temerian soldiers!
Other patron: Plough the lilies!

by Juub May 21, 2015