Sadly these days almost everybody is a popster. Popsters being those people who for some incomprehensible reason like to dress in glittery glamour clothes and listen to pop music designed for the sole purpose of making as much money out of tasteless listeners as possible by over advertising and portraying ideals which can turn people into rather selfish wannabe stars.

Person 1: "Oh my God! did you know Taylor swifts new album is coming out in 4 days, 4 hours, and 44 minutes?!"

Person 2: "Did you just ask me why I find popsters annoying?"

by Bob__Marley March 9, 2013

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Popsterbation

The act of one sitting on a toilet and masturbating con-currently

Popsterbation is amazing

by Alex sb May 12, 2014

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Poopstergasm

When your poop is so large, that it gives your anus the sensations of an OG mudbone size slong, some might even say that they look forward to their after school shits BECUASE of it

Dude "Mary" says that she likes poopstergasms better than me

by Hockeysam3 February 8, 2015

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