Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

Plotting

Definitely different than scheming, you'll know it when you see it, just know it definitely looks different than scheming.

Tex: Thats plotting.

Tucker: Maybe they're scheming?

Tex: No, scheming looks different. Thats definitely plotting.

by gimmeyourmilk October 1, 2019

ploting

When you and your friends are hanging out or chilling

"What are you doing?"
"Just ploting "

by Pseudonym wtf is that? April 20, 2016

plotting

(v) When a large group of young people all park their cars in an abandoned parking lot, tune into the same radio station, and proceed to have a dance party. From the word "plot", short for "parking lot"

"You comin' plotting this weekend, kid?"

"I don't know why the cops showed up, all we was doing was plotting"

by Jesse Hanawalt October 18, 2006

Plooping

When you put your butthole up against another butthole and fart back and forth into each other's butts.

It was a chilly autumn evening, but plooping with my sweetheart kept us both warm on the inside.

by ScarDog May 28, 2020

Plooming

Plooming- A TV show or movie binge without a care of anything else

Are you plooming again Amanda?

by Mr Skeleton66 July 14, 2016

Plotting

When you are too lazy or don't want to watch a movie for any reason, but you want to know what happens and why everyone is talking about it. So you decide to go on Wikipedia and read the movie's Plot.

This can also be applied to books, TV series, etc.

Guy 1: I saw Super 8 last night, it sucked.

Guy 2: I know!

Guy 1: Have you seen it?

Guy 2: No, but I've plotted it.

Guy 1: Gotta love plotting, I wouldn't have wasted my money on that movie ticket.

by Him Almighty June 16, 2011