Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A creepy ass YouTube video of someone turning into a demon while crying on a bed.

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 Is the epitome of the destruction of your mind.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

Nami_step_on_me_please

Define @Nami_step_on_me_please: A very hot woman with a crippling, unhealthy Nami addiction that affects her ability to function. Nami_step_on_me_please (This does not include Nami Feet Pics) Shes also known to be a Monkey D. Luffy, Vinsmoke Sanji, and Nico Robin Simp. She also really sucks at riding bikes. Follow @nami_step_on_me_please!

nami_step_on_me_please fell off of her bike because she only used 1 hand.

by Chopperconnoisseur April 18, 2022

God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

by sereklsj March 10, 2022

Sex me please

A person who begs someone to sex

Hey Sophie Sex me please.

by Jack sexpicty November 15, 2020