platonic relationship

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.

Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*

by Emerald Grace August 4, 2011

Platonic

Platonic is a type of love, or close relationship, that is non-romantic. It is named after Greek Plato, Platonic love as devised by Plato concerns rising through levels of closeness to wisdom and true beauty from attraction to individual bodies to attraction to souls, and eventually, union with the truth.

Platonic
Yes I'll do it.

by mennäperille December 9, 2019

platonicuddle

A cuddle between friends of the opposite sex with no underlying romantic feelings.

Leighton and Mel settled down on the couch for a movie and a platonicuddle.

by mdtx2 April 30, 2010

Platonic Lesbianism

Lifestyle choice!

Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)

When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys

Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?

Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism

by the first platonic lesbianist February 18, 2023

platonic simping

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.

Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!

by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021

Platonic relationship

A relationship that contains no romantic or sexual interest.

Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Platongay

A platonic relationship between a straight person and a gay person that will always be non sexual.

My guy friend and I went away together for the weekend and of course we forgot to sleep together because our relationship is strictly platongay

by Sparklecake July 2, 2015