platapussy 

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

platapussy by me.man April 12, 2019

platypussy 

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.

C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”

platypussy by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 25, 2020

platapussy 

a platypus vag

look at that platapussy

platapussy by platapaul February 17, 2022

Platapuss 

The act of going down on a woman she is squirting in your face. Not to be confused with a golden platapuss.

To platapuss a person is like going down on a water slide face first.

Platapuss by Capatiller77 June 8, 2017

platypussies 

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

platypussies by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008

platypussies 

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

platypussies by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008

Platypussy 

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina

"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"

Platypussy by Bre and someone November 7, 2009