Gold Plated Diapers

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous

"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."

"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Gold Plated Diapers by Kutcher March 26, 2009

gold plated turd 

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.

"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"

gold plated turd by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

Gold plated ass monkey 

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

Gold plated ass monkey by cheezl February 21, 2004

inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.

Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.

inflated and plated by cytto August 11, 2020

gold plated gap 

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.

"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."

gold plated gap by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Gold Plated Stunning Cunt 

Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.

Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
-OR-
Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"

Gold Plated Stunning Cunt by Will A September 25, 2005

nickel plated whistle 

Gun
Strap
Gat
Heat
Firearm
what the fuck ever you want

I bust my nickel plated whistle and let one slip into that crazy fool.

nickel plated whistle by RicHARD September 23, 2003