shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.

Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??

by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018

Pissitivity

Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.

This is causing some major pissitivity!

by noelleebellee December 12, 2010

pissing rain

(Irish slang) term used to describe particularly heavy rain, similar to "raining cats and dogs".

It's pissing rain outside, you'll get drenched!

by laninani November 25, 2013

pissippy cup

A cup with a built-in straw loaded with charcoal filters to purify your own urine at the end of the world when there is not much water left and we are all living by the seat of our pants in the desert.

Hon, pick up one of them pissippy cups for each of us, will ‘ya, so we can possibly outlive the neighbors by a week or two!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Pistiando

what mexicans, chicanos, latinos, vatos, eses, call "drinking" usually beer but can also be applied to hard liquor like tequila or mixed drinks like a chelada or a margarita, but usually just beer.

calo slang for drinking

quieres Ir a pistiar holmes?" "simon ese ive been pistiando all day

by Spider Bambony June 20, 2011

pissitude

a pissy attitude

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.

by coolbeans May 1, 2008