Patched

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

by Dervint October 23, 2015

william pitcher junior high

Fucking shit ass schol, i hope it burns to the ground. All the teachers are fuckjing gay faggots and its just a shit place top generally be in. Also the students are either fucking retarded or have big ass forehads, their names usally start with J, and last name starting with CRA. This school is BOOTY

Travis: bro im going too WIlliam Pitcher Junior High next year
Scott: damn bro i feel bad for u kys
Travis? its really that bad?
Scott: Yes you should kys now and come back alive later
Travis: okay

by vennyweenny October 4, 2023

pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

Pinched nose nigro

A black person who wants to be white. Term was coined by Pastor James David Manning, a black pastor from Harlem.

Now that he got a good paying job, Jethro moved to a white neighborhood and talks in a higher voice like a pinched nose nigro.

by SpyderCanopus October 1, 2013

pinched

to get arrested by the police.... a very old term.

I was pinched by the cops.

by d0c February 12, 2008

whirling blade pitcher

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.

Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.

by homestuckobsessed November 29, 2011

The Pitcher Plant

Noun- when you are just about to nut so you spread your foreskin apart (on the tip so it can catch it) and nut into the air so it falls into your foreskin, catching it like a pitcher plant catches a fly.

“Yo bro last night I was jacking off to hentai and I did The Pitcher Plant, it sucked to clean it out though.”

by CoochieManCoochieCan March 16, 2020